與Liquorice candies交惡

“你好難食啊！”
“妳唔使0甘坦白喔。”
“開頭給你英文名呃到，咩liquorice,等我幻想以爲係有酒味。點知一食就係成陣咳藥水味，難啃。”
“低能，自己英文屎就怨我，我係中文裏邊的甘草啊，雖然北美流行的root beer裏邊會有我，不過係證明我好百搭。妳都無全錯，咳藥水裏邊好多都係會有我的成份。”
“甘草...我以爲你真係成條草0甘柔柔弱弱，點知係種植物的根部，切了片都仲好大下。”
“妳連對中國這麽重要的草藥都無咩認識，仲嫌我難食。妳細細個腸胃唔好或有多少咳時，我都唔知幾有貢獻。”
“都唔知邊個將你做成candies,到處搵人上當。”
“妳自己唔中意我，唔代表無人中意我，我在歐洲都唔知幾受歡迎。”
“我不過係覺得當糖食唔係一個好主意。”
“真係講得文皺皺，以爲可以掩飾自己的無知啊？”
“Ok, your flavour is fucking annoying. Being used in medicine is acceptable; but being candies is disastrous.”
“It doesn't matter. You can't play down my popularity even a bit.”