養我是這么的容易

Feed me a cup of Earl Grey tea or coffee and two croissants in the Morning;

Feed me a little bowl of Veggie Bake or salad for lunch;

Feed me a dozen of strawberries for supper;

Throw me a book and chocolate when I am being nervous, annoying, paranoid, hysterical and in any other unstable state you don't know how to deal with;

Give me kisses and some other thingy when I am horny;