Showing posts with label LADY TALK. Show all posts
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Sunday, December 07, 2008

養我是這么的容易

Feed me a cup of Earl Grey tea or coffee and two croissants in the Morning;

Feed me a little bowl of Veggie Bake or salad for lunch;

Feed me a dozen of strawberries for supper;

Throw me a book and chocolate when I am being nervous, annoying, paranoid, hysterical and in any other unstable state you don't know how to deal with;

Give me kisses and some other thingy when I am horny;

Sunday, October 07, 2007

錯過

“爲何有人會在情人節送玫瑰給喜歡的人?”

“老土,已經過時了,很多人已經很麻木,另一個商業營造的節日而已。”

“但當午夜床邊的玻璃窗被輕輕地敲打,一位戀慕著妳的人誠心誠意遞上一束玫瑰,妳會嗤之以鼻嗎?”

“不會,最多暗自哀嘆自己並不是朱麗葉而已。”

“呵,真會自嘲。”

“不是自嘲,是實話實說。怎麽?真的有羅蜜歐?那是誰?”

“我不知道那是誰。我稱他玫瑰先生。因爲該收取那束玫瑰的女生徹夜未歸,我好心把他的心意收在那女的房間里。第二天早上輕輕查看那束玫瑰,還是靜靜地躺在床上,然而已經有點凋謝的味道。”

“看,即使有送花人也未必有收花人,卻惹妳這個多情的旁觀者為他們倆人的錯過而哀嘆一番。”

“哀嘆?不不不。我何苦要學林妹妹那種敏感?從頭至尾我都覺得錯過是很美麗的。對一個旁觀者來説。”

“很是。”